I have two dogs…. two dogs who I wish could tell me what they are thinking.  I swear sometimes that they are almost human.  The expressions on their face can be priceless.  They understand so much of what we say to them too.  It’s probably a good thing that they can’t talk, Lord knows the secrets they would spill.  LOL

Here’s a little Wednesday animal humor to help speed along the rest of the week. 

funny dog pictures - A nice pawdicure helps make me feel pretty

 

funny dog pictures - Heer wi come tu save teh day!
funny dog pictures - lickin envelopez  not yumz

 

 

 

I’ve always thought that calendars can make a good Christmas present (for some people on my list anyway).  While browsing Barnes & Noble the other day I came face to face with the Extraordinary Chickens 2012 calendar.  That got me to thinking what other unusual calendars could I find.

Here are 5 strange but real 2012 Calendars:

Steven Green Armytage Extraordinary Chickens 2012 Calendar - 12x12

Steven Green Armytage Extraordinary Chickens 2012 Calendar

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  Yoga Cats 2012 Wall Calendar 12" X 12"

 Yoga Cats 2012 Calendar (Yoga Dogs is available too)

I’ll admit, maybe this one is more cute than strange. 

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Found Animals: 6 Packs 9 Lives 2012 Wall Calendar

Ummm, this one is just wrong! LOL

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Mapping Stereotypes The Ultimate Bigot’s Calendar of the World

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 365 Facts that Will Scare the S#*t Out of You 2012

 

I did run across a few that were flat-out bizarre, but didn’t feel like I could post them here.  Things that would probably be listed in some fetish categories.  To each their own I suppose. 

Have you seen any other strange calendars out there?

 

 

I spent a few minutes this morning browsing DamnYouAutoCorrect.com.  I needed a laugh and I found some.  

Here are a few of my favorites today. 

 

 

 

Visit Damn You Auto Correct for more funny screenshots. 

 

 

Growing up we were warned to check our Halloween candy for razor blades, needles and to make sure it wasn’t poisoned.  Because of this, I inspect each and every piece that my kids are given trick-or-treating.  If it doesn’t look right for any reason, it gets tossed.

 

Our local news ran a segment this morning warning parents to check their kids candy for another danger…  alcohol infused candy.  Really, why would anyone hand out alcohol candy to kids?  Apparently there are suckers and gummy candy that can contain up to 50% alcohol in them.  A viewer called in to say that their child was given chocolate laxative “candy” and another found a condom in their bag.  Oh. My. Goodness. 

I seriously wonder about some people!!  Please check and double-check your kids candy before letting them eat it. 

 

 

 

My 12 year old came home talking about “extreme ironing”.  Haven’t heard of it?  Neither had I.  I didn’t believe him that it was real.  Off to Google it.  I was wrong.  It is real.  Extreme ironing is considered a performance art where you take an ironing board to a remote or weird location and iron clothes.  Who knew?

Check out these extreme ironing pictures:

 

I guess ironing clothes can be so much more fun that I am making it.  :)